Pickles, moomoos and phones that don't work

     So first thing is first, I got a job!!! It's housekeeping at a hotel, but it pays really well :) I finally feel like I can relax now that I'll be making my own money. lol
     So today was interesting to say the least. The most notable part was the nice little fights I had with two of my friends....I mean, seriously people? One, hereafter called player, is cheating on his girlfriend and texted me (drunk) wanting advice on it. I give him my honest opinion, so what does he do? Makes a date with his ex and then sets another date for right after that, and then asks me not to tell his girlfriend. I wanted to STRANGLE him. sad thing is, it's guys like him who I used to go after....thank God I have Joy. I think if he ever cheated on me his conscience would eat him alive. (not that he would do it anyways). :) But alas, this friend is one of my besties, so I need to stick by him through his dumbassery. He should wake up one day.
     Not even going to go into the other fight....moving on...it's storming outside! Love the rain, hate the thunder. lol
      I had a most interesting conversation with my mother and sis tonight. my sister had a huge pickle (like the kind you get at the ballpark) and it was a huge pickle. So naturally being the humans that we are we launched right in to the perverted side of our brains and started cracking up. I couldn't even help her finish the pickle I was laughing so hard! My mom is renewing her marriage vows this year (she made it to the big 10! OMG) lol I'm happy for her. She was talking to a friend of hers and said she was going to renew them wearing a moomoo (joking of course) I told her if she was going to do that she might as well take of the shoes and tie a pillow to her belly to complete the picture! Gotta love a good ol' redneck barefoot and pregnant joke. haha
      Life has been crazy here lately, but it's been fun! I'm super excited about this job. I start training monday, and it seems like the people there are great and it's gonna be fun. Definitely a workout though, I'm gonna have some muscles. lol My goal for this summer is to build the Taj Mahal out of legos and to flatten my stomach. Think I can do it? Stay tuned....